If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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