I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
