Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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