margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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