it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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