Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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