I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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