He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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