Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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