I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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