So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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