i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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