there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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should my penis look like a turkey
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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