i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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