Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i out mim tonsoeep
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