been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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