So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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