Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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