Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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