is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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