It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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