Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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