just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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