if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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