he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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