oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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