OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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