Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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