so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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