never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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