KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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