I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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