using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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