The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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