Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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