Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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