Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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