when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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