We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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