i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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