Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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