also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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