If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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