so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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