i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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