Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
wow bdsm is so cute
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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