Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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