CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
