I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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