At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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