Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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