My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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