I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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