At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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