he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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